Tuesday, October 11, 2011

 Hi people working on a new short story, Its coming together rather nicely I'm going to post it on smashwords as soon as it's finished. This one will be completely free so don't worry about coupon codes and stuff like that.  I havent had any new or insightful thoughts today because something is wrong with my back. I'm not sure why but it hurts like the devil, that makes concentrating pretty difficult.
I did have an idea the other day though that might interest the ladies.
 It seems to me that no matter what we do men and women cant seem to get together on any subject. Mainly its because our minds work so differently, so if you cant quite seem to understand the men in your life ladies ask me questions and I will do my best to answer them.
for example
 When I come home from work my girlfriend say Hi, how was your day?
Answer:  It was okay
Or
Hi what did you do today
Answer: Went to work, same old same old.
   Now, in retrospect I understand that she was actually inviting me to give a full account of everything I did that day, including if I used regular or light mayo on my BLT but that is not the way a mans mind work's, at least usually. We are simply short and to the point. You ask a question you get an answer, you normally aren't going to get a long drawn out account of our activities unless something really exciting happened or we are really mad. If you want that sort of conversation try this.
  Hi (add the name of your favorite man) how was your day
Answer: It was ok
 Oh? That's good. Well today I ...
fill him in on your day, but keep it short and sweet, remember men=short attention span for conversation
if you hit on something that interests him, or reminds him of some event in his day he will start talking. Don't interrupt him, pay attention and let him know your really interested. Eventually he will start talking more often

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